Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
HEELS???????
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”
I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.
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"Don't forget, you learned all your tricks from me,
little brother"I will cry my whole life over this
SO MANY LEVELS OF NOT OKAY
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NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
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mcry:
it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn
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Source: mcry
“A Poem for the Fandoms”
Merlin is over
And Hogwarts is too
Sam and Dean’s battle
Is almost through
Donna is gone
The Ponds are as well
John is sad
Because Sherlock fell
In case you were having
A good sort-of day
I wrote you this poem
To chase it away.
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
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So I went to get my haircut and the girl that does it wanted to play with it after. And while I lovelovelove having curls I can’t help but think… Do I look like Hermione???
“Sacrificing your own happiness for the happiness of the one you love, is by far, the truest type of love.”
I WILL GO DOWN WITH THESE SHIPS
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other
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I feel dumb
so far so good…












